Composed on the 3rd of September in the year 2005, at 11:27 PM. It was Saturday.
Three of these will kill you, little Timmy. Now if you did your homework, you'll know how to figure out which one to drink before I see this stop watch hit one minute.
Hi there! You should totally go buy my new book for the
low low price of 6.66! It's like buying me a beer at an
out-of-the-way dive bar in Brooklyn! Not in Manhattan.
Manhattan prices are ridiculous, though there are a
couple of decent Irish dives where you can snag a drink
for five bucks. Otherwise, you're looking at a two or
three book beer.