Stony Blue Vega

Composed on the 3rd of September in the year 2005, at 11:27 PM. It was Saturday.

Hippos Against Humans Using Hippos as a Metaphor for Being Overweight

Hi there! You should totally go buy my new book for the low low price of 6.66! It's like buying me a beer at an out-of-the-way dive bar in Brooklyn! Not in Manhattan. Manhattan prices are ridiculous, though there are a couple of decent Irish dives where you can snag a drink for five bucks. Otherwise, you're looking at a two or three book beer.