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W.E.L.P.
November 22nd, 2024
Navigating the Anxiety Vortex
August 31st, 2024
In Praise of Excruciation
July 22nd, 2023
Tech Erosion
June 23rd, 2023
Eldritch Gymnastics
April 6th, 2023
AI Is Not the Problem
February 6th, 2023
To the Tiny Spider That Came With Us From Brooklyn
August 26th, 2022
Pennsylvania, So Far
May 12th, 2022
Dysmantle is a Revelation and the One-Armed King is my God
March 14th, 2022
The Tom Cruise Effect
May 26th, 2021
Immuniday
May 14th, 2021
The Steak Knife Incident
April 9th, 2021
A Better Place
November 8th, 2020
In His Own Words
October 9th, 2020
The Life and Times of Cerebus Hobbes Welch
July 31st, 2020
A Very American Suicide
July 12th, 2020
The Entropy of Isolation: Why Time Got So Wibbly This Year
July 3rd, 2020
The Market Value of Life
June 6th, 2020
The Problem With Bill Gates
June 5th, 2020
Dear New York: The People Are Willing to Negotiate
June 2nd, 2020
Kill the Weak
May 5th, 2020
Eat the World
May 2nd, 2020
Notes from Ground Two, April 6th
April 6th, 2020
Notes from Ground Two, March 31st
March 31st, 2020
Notes from Ground Two, March 28th
March 28th, 2020
I'm Scared
March 24th, 2020
To All the Friends Whose Work I Will Never Read
February 17th, 2020
The Most Recent Time I Sniped Myself
January 17th, 2020
A Spoiler-Filled Review of Finishing The Wheel of Time at 39
December 29th, 2019
Winning the Internet
November 13th, 2019
Coffee is Hard
October 16th, 2019
Take Better Screenshots
September 6th, 2019
That Feeling When You Discover Someone You Know Is a Monster
February 15th, 2019
A Brief Review of Reading The Wheel of Time at 38
January 29th, 2019
It Takes a Monk
July 6th, 2018
What It's Like to Be a Fake Extrovert, Part 4
July 6th, 2018
What It's Like to Be a Fake Extrovert, Part 3
June 12th, 2018
What It's Like to Be a Fake Extrovert, Part 2
June 4th, 2018
What It's Like to Be a Fake Extrovert, Part 1
May 29th, 2018
This Is Not About Tinder
December 15th, 2017
Assholes in Paradise
October 14th, 2017
Startup Culture Has Jumped the Shark
September 29th, 2017
Sick of Your Shit, Apple
August 13th, 2017
How to Write a Novel
June 2nd, 2017
Cat Drinking Water
May 17th, 2017
An Unscientific Analysis of Jet Lag
April 14th, 2017
What to Do in Case of Nukular Sharknado
March 8th, 2017
Stop Telling Me to Feel Worse
December 28th, 2016
Protect Patrick Stewart and Ian McKellen from 2016
December 11th, 2016
Things I Send to Recruiters
December 2nd, 2016
That Fucking Empty Brain Article
October 20th, 2016
Trigger Space
September 17th, 2016
Not a Real Post
July 30th, 2016
The Search for The Hitchhiker's Guide, as read by Stephen Moore
July 17th, 2016
The Gauntlet
July 6th, 2016
Seriously, Make a Better eCigarette
May 28th, 2016
How to Worry Less About Being a Bad Programmer
May 27th, 2016
Mister Munjoy and the Year of Moral Ambiguity
April 18th, 2016
The Wintry Mix
March 22nd, 2016
Make MongoBot Great Again!
March 18th, 2016
5 Reasons Waiting Tables is a Horrific Job
February 29th, 2016
Shut Up About the Universe
February 15th, 2016
Quantum Lens is the Worst Book I've Ever Read
February 3rd, 2016
Positions Available
January 31st, 2016
Generation Byte
January 20th, 2016
When Gods Die
January 11th, 2016
Interviewing is Broken
December 30th, 2015
The Mad Spitter of 23rd Street
October 4th, 2015
God's Not Dead: A Film Student's Review
April 11th, 2015
The Science of Giving
April 6th, 2015
Proposal for New REST Methods
March 21st, 2015
Game of Cards
March 4th, 2015
35 Things that Surprised Me Before 35
February 28th, 2015
Trolling Marketers for Profit and Pleasure
January 16th, 2015
The FizzBuzz from Outer Space Explained
November 30th, 2014
The Quantum Hitler Scale
October 27th, 2014
Pet Math
August 25th, 2014
Publishing Sucks
August 19th, 2014
Everyday Skepticism
July 7th, 2014
24 Hours of Privilege
July 1st, 2014
One Space, Two Space, Shut Up, #@$% You
June 24th, 2014
The Big Truth
June 17th, 2014
Waiting for Doctor Who
June 12th, 2014
Nobody. Understands. Punctuation.
June 7th, 2014
Adventures in Piracy
May 22nd, 2014
Things that Don't Suck
May 12th, 2014
Programming Sucks
April 27th, 2014
A Letter from Fred Phelps
March 22nd, 2014
The Writer's Fallacy
January 19th, 2014
Chipotle Bias
November 24th, 2013
Me and the NSA
September 2nd, 2013
Why Everyone in Greenwich Village is Lost
July 17th, 2013
The Battle for Sweet Paradise
March 14th, 2013
Men Going Their Own Way
February 18th, 2013
How You Got Here
January 24th, 2013
I'm Watching Twilight So You Don't Have To
January 16th, 2013
3 Major Disappointments in Otherwise Great Video Games
November 2nd, 2012
Eulogy
September 22nd, 2012
Acceptable Losses
March 26th, 2012
Spilchking
March 20th, 2012
Grammar Maquis
January 31st, 2012
Responses to People Telling Me to Get Over the Death Thing
January 20th, 2012
Humble Sky
December 30th, 2011
Spektroscopy
December 27th, 2011
Humorless and Insane: The Crucifixion of Ed Rybicki
November 22nd, 2011
Michio Kaku, 96% Awesome
November 16th, 2011
Smackdown: Baby vs. Kitten
November 5th, 2011
Justin Bieber's Relationship Advice
October 30th, 2011
Etiquette Lost
October 8th, 2011
Searle's Court
October 2nd, 2011
For Fuck's Sake Irene
September 6th, 2011
The Episode: Conclusions
August 17th, 2011
The Episode: Aftermath
August 12th, 2011
The Episode, Part 16: The End
August 10th, 2011
The Episode, Part 15: The Light and The Void
August 8th, 2011
The Episode, Part 14: Released Back Into the Wild
August 6th, 2011
The Episode, Part 13: Crazy Love
August 5th, 2011
The Episode, Part 12: Settling In
August 2nd, 2011
The Episode, Part 11: Grand Theft Auto: Orono Dreams
July 31st, 2011
The Episode, Part 10: The Milieu
July 29th, 2011
The Episode, Part 9: Welcome to the Nuthouse
July 27th, 2011
The Episode: Interlude
July 26th, 2011
The Episode, Part 8: People Finally Start Catching On
July 24th, 2011
The Episode, Part 7: The Naked Guy
July 22nd, 2011
The Episode, Part 6: The Mission
July 20th, 2011
The Episode, Part 5: Through the Looking Coke Mirror
July 17th, 2011
The Episode, Part 4: I Party With a Bunch of Hippies and Do More Drugs
July 14th, 2011
The Episode, Part 3: I Get the Fuck Out of Kansas
July 12th, 2011
The Episode, Part 2: Everything Goes Straight to Hell
July 10th, 2011
The Episode, Part 1: Prelude
July 4th, 2011
Amsterdam Sucks
July 3rd, 2011
Online Dating
June 29th, 2011
Nobody's Bitch
June 19th, 2011
Coming of Age, Italy, 1996
June 11th, 2011
24, 911, and Closure
May 12th, 2011
iPhone App Reviews
April 14th, 2011
Tactical Error
April 1st, 2011
Job Advice
February 23rd, 2011
Jose Armando Vasquez Lopez
February 19th, 2011
CAW
February 11th, 2011
Playa Gotta Play
February 9th, 2011
Mouse Girl
February 7th, 2011
Nothing is Free
February 4th, 2011
Halloween
February 1st, 2011
Dal
January 31st, 2011
The Comedian
January 30th, 2011
And She Stoned Me
January 29th, 2011
Teenagers are Stupid
January 28th, 2011
Bad Movie Choice
January 27th, 2011
Animal Freak Makes Millions With This One Simple Rule
January 23rd, 2011
A Letter to Nassim Nicholas Taleb
January 15th, 2011
2011
January 2nd, 2011
The Idiot Coin
December 30th, 2010
Being Thankful
December 30th, 2010
Someone Bless Our Weird Fucking Country
December 3rd, 2010
Functionalish
October 22nd, 2010
The Mating Habits of the Knobelsdorf
October 15th, 2010
How to Dress for Success
October 8th, 2010
30 Things I thought I'd do by the time I was 30
October 1st, 2010
A Brief History of Manhood as Illustrated by Star Trek Captains
September 24th, 2010
I Would Rather Burn in Hell
July 25th, 2010
We are a Hipster of One
July 18th, 2010
Atheist Translation Guide for Believers
March 25th, 2010
Observations of a Straight White Male with No Interesting Fetishes
January 17th, 2010
Pussiologiphobia
December 27th, 2009
Prudent iSex
December 23rd, 2009
I, Wetware
November 28th, 2009
City Guide
October 3rd, 2009
End Me a Story
September 23rd, 2009
Kindling
August 3rd, 2009
Kill Your Heroes
February 1st, 2009
Man are Stupid, Women are Crazy
January 25th, 2009
Camera Angst
January 18th, 2009
Act Without Thinking
January 12th, 2009
Get Me Back to Gomorrah
January 4th, 2009
Inadequate Reminders
December 28th, 2008
Odds are Bad
August 17th, 2008
Mensa Can Suck My Salty Lobes
June 11th, 2008
Banking Trust
April 22nd, 2008
Stalkability (or,
[email protected]
)
April 22nd, 2008
Porn!
April 21st, 2008
God, Again
February 23rd, 2008
The Commuter Threat
January 23rd, 2008
Research!
January 17th, 2008
Excuse Me, Sorry, Thank You
November 24th, 2007
Pez Dispenser Head Chinese Delivery Man On Moped
November 24th, 2007
Water, Water, Everywhere
October 15th, 2007
A Reason for Nothing
September 7th, 2007
Think Before You Babble
May 24th, 2007
The Bitter Pill (or "Swallow This")
January 29th, 2007
Nipping Off The Christmas Spirit
December 18th, 2006
Like Clockwork
November 8th, 2006
Ex Goth Seeks Same For Weekend Regression
October 24th, 2006
Stop Blaming Our Parents
October 20th, 2006
Cross Eyed in the Search for Holographic Love
October 11th, 2006
Dear MoveOn
October 11th, 2006
Sudofubar
October 11th, 2006
Stormy Weather
April 25th, 2006
Ian M Tripp Is Building a Bomb
April 21st, 2006
Love Thy Neighbor Like Thy Brother
October 13th, 2005
A Leg to Stand On
September 20th, 2005
Instantaneity - A Brief and Uninformed History
September 6th, 2005
Stony Blue Vega
September 3rd, 2005
Buddha Logic
September 3rd, 2005
Digital Representation
September 3rd, 2005
Know Their Obsessions Before You Try to Get Them Into Bed
September 3rd, 2005
Drinking
September 3rd, 2005
Hot or Not
September 3rd, 2005
Denial
September 3rd, 2005
Buffy, Love Me
September 3rd, 2005
Posthumorously